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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1249863" data-attributes="member: 1246">The Sciences&nbsp; (according to little kids)<ul>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&quot;Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.&quot;</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.&quot;</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&quot;H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.&quot;</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&quot;The body consists of three parts—the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five: a, e, i, o and u.&quot;</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&quot;The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.&quot;</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&quot;The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana.&quot;</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&quot;Equator: A menagerie lion running around the Earth through Africa.&quot;</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">&quot;Germinate: To become a naturalized German.&quot;</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">A myth is a female moth.</li>
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[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1249863, member: 1246"] [SIZE=4][B]The Sciences (according to little kids)[/B][/SIZE] [LIST] [*]"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water." [*]When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire." [*]"H20 is hot water, and CO2 is cold water." [*]"The body consists of three parts—the brainium, the borax and the abominable cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abominable cavity contains the bowels, of which there are five: a, e, i, o and u." [*]"The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects." [*]"The alimentary canal is located in the northern part of Indiana." [*]"Equator: A menagerie lion running around the Earth through Africa." [*]"Germinate: To become a naturalized German." [*]A myth is a female moth. [/LIST] [/QUOTE]

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