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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1255352" data-attributes="member: 1246">People might think you are a Redneck if...&nbsp;Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house.&nbsp;The ASPCA raids your kitchen.&nbsp;You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.&nbsp;You can&#039;t get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.&nbsp;You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it.&nbsp;Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell.&nbsp;You&#039;ve been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado.&nbsp;You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch something.&nbsp;Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.&nbsp;Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.&nbsp;Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Your baby&#039;s favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the front yard.&nbsp;Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.&nbsp;You think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.&nbsp;Your best ashtray is a turtle shell. 252.Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.&nbsp;You think cur is a breed of dog.&nbsp;People hear your car long before they see it.&nbsp;Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA.&nbsp;Your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.&nbsp;You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are &quot;Play Ball...&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.&nbsp;You bring your dog to work with you.Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold.&nbsp;You&#039;ve ever held somebody up with a caulk gun.&nbsp;You have every episode of &quot;Hee Haw&quot; on tape.Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.Your masseuse uses lard.Your wife&#039;s best shoes have steel toes.You use your fishing license as a form of I.D.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1255352, member: 1246"] [B]People might think you are a Redneck if...[/B] Your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire...on her house. The ASPCA raids your kitchen. You have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it. You celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it. Your kid takes a siphon hose to show-and-tell. You've been on TV more than 5 times describing the sound of a tornado. You fish in your above-ground pool. . . and catch something. Your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town. Getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck. Your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve. Your baby's favorite teething ring is the garden hose in the front yard. Your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown. You think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs. Your best ashtray is a turtle shell. 252.Your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A. You think cur is a breed of dog. People hear your car long before they see it. Your four-year-old is a member of the NRA. Your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids. You think the last words to the Star Spangled Banner are "Play Ball..." You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood. You bring your dog to work with you . Your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold. You've ever held somebody up with a caulk gun. You have every episode of "Hee Haw" on tape. Your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. Your masseuse uses lard. Your wife's best shoes have steel toes. You use your fishing license as a form of I.D. [/QUOTE]

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