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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1258410" data-attributes="member: 1246">Things Not To Say During Childbirth....&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; -- Gosh, you&#039;re lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.&nbsp;-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts?&nbsp;-- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes.&nbsp;&nbsp;-- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball.&nbsp;-- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner?&nbsp;-- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar.&nbsp;-- You don&#039;t need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment.&nbsp;-- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy.&nbsp;-- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut?&nbsp;-- Stop your swearing and just breathe.&nbsp;-- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You&#039;re not using the right words.&nbsp;-- Your stomach still looks like there&#039;s another one in there.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1258410, member: 1246"] [B]Things Not To Say During Childbirth....[/B] -- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth. -- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football starts? -- I hope your ready. The Glamour Shot photographer will be here in fifteen minutes. -- If you think this hurts, I should tell you about the time I twisted my ankle playing basketball. -- That was the kids on the phone. Did you have anything planned for dinner? -- When you lay on your back, you look like a python that swallowed a wild boar. -- You don't need an epidural. Just relax and enjoy the moment. -- This whole experience kind of reminds me of an episode from I Love Lucy. -- Oops! Which cord was I supposed to cut? -- Stop your swearing and just breathe. -- Remember what we learned in Lamaze class! HEE HEE HOO HOO. You're not using the right words. -- Your stomach still looks like there's another one in there. [/QUOTE]

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