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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1285116" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Men / Women</p><p> </p><p><strong>DRESSING UP </strong>A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.</p><p></p><p><strong>NATURAL </strong></p><p>Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. </p><p>Women somehow deteriorate during the night. </p><p></p><p><strong>OFFSPRING </strong></p><p>Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. </p><p>She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, </p><p>favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. </p><p>A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.</p><p></p><p><strong>THOUGHT FOR THE DAY </strong></p><p>A married man should forget his mistakes. </p><p>There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1285116, member: 1246"] Men / Women [B]DRESSING UP [/B]A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. [B]NATURAL [/B] Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. [B]OFFSPRING [/B] Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favourite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. [B]THOUGHT FOR THE DAY [/B] A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing! [/QUOTE]
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