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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1290018" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>The President of the US was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news." </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first." </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet." </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Gosh, and the good news?" </strong></p><p> <strong></strong></p><p><strong>"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil." </strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1290018, member: 1246"] [B]The President of the US was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. [/B] [B]"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news." [/B] [B]"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first." [/B] [B]"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet." [/B] [B]"Gosh, and the good news?" "The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil." [/B] [/QUOTE]
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