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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1296741" data-attributes="member: 1246">Guido the Rich....&nbsp;&nbsp;Guido&#039;s first job when he got to the United States was sweeping the floors in a pizzeria. After 15 years of hard work, Guido owned not only the store he started in, but a chain of 50 pizza stores.&nbsp;Guido believes it&#039;s now time to relax a little bit. Enjoy the fruits of his hard labor. He calls a contractor to have a huge mansion built for himself.&nbsp;Guido tells the contractor, &quot;Makea you sure you puta lotsa da &#039;halo statues&#039; inna da house. I wanna have lotsa da &#039;halo statues&#039; in my mansion, capiche? One inna every room.&nbsp;One in da kitchen. One in da bathroom. Every room!&quot;&nbsp;The contractor is impressed with how religious Guido is, promises to do a good job, and carefully plans a niche in every room for Guido&#039;s statues. The contractor personally searches for just the perfect religious statues for each room.&nbsp;Finally, the house is completed and the contractor takes Guido on a tour of Guido&#039;s new mansion. The contractor is full of pride showing off his work, but Guido looks concerned and fretful. Finally, the contractor says, &quot;Is there something wrong, sir?&quot;&nbsp;&quot;Wherea are alla my halo statues?&quot; Guido cries.&nbsp;The contractor points to the different statues he&#039;s carefully selected and placed everywhere. &quot;They&#039;re in every room, sir, just like you asked!&quot;&nbsp;Guido replies, &quot;No no no! I doan wanna no Saintas. I wanna da &#039;halo statues&#039;!&quot;&quot;Sir?&quot;&quot;You know? Halo statues! Deya ring! You picka dem up, anna you say, &#039;Halo? Stat you?&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1296741, member: 1246"] [B]Guido the Rich....[/B] [B]Guido's first job when he got to the United States was sweeping the floors in a pizzeria. After 15 years of hard work, Guido owned not only the store he started in, but a chain of 50 pizza stores.[/B] [B]Guido believes it's now time to relax a little bit. Enjoy the fruits of his hard labor. He calls a contractor to have a huge mansion built for himself.[/B] [B]Guido tells the contractor, "Makea you sure you puta lotsa da 'halo statues' inna da house. I wanna have lotsa da 'halo statues' in my mansion, capiche? One inna every room.[/B] [B]One in da kitchen. One in da bathroom. Every room!"[/B] [B]The contractor is impressed with how religious Guido is, promises to do a good job, and carefully plans a niche in every room for Guido's statues. The contractor personally searches for just the perfect religious statues for each room.[/B] [B]Finally, the house is completed and the contractor takes Guido on a tour of Guido's new mansion. The contractor is full of pride showing off his work, but Guido looks concerned and fretful. Finally, the contractor says, "Is there something wrong, sir?"[/B] [B]"Wherea are alla my halo statues?" Guido cries.[/B] [B]The contractor points to the different statues he's carefully selected and placed everywhere. "They're in every room, sir, just like you asked!"[/B] [B]Guido replies, "No no no! I doan wanna no Saintas. I wanna da 'halo statues'!" "Sir?" "You know? Halo statues! Deya ring! You picka dem up, anna you say, 'Halo? Stat you?"[/B] [/QUOTE]

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