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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1307907" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>You Know You're in a Sketchy Church When ....</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> The church bus has gun racks.</p><p> </p><p> The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.</p><p> </p><p>The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."</p><p> </p><p>There's an ATM in the lobby.</p><p> </p><p>The choir wears leather robes.</p><p> </p><p>Worship services are B.Y.O.S.: "Bring Your Own Snake."</p><p> </p><p>No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum.</p><p> </p><p>Karaoke Worship Time.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?"</p><p> </p><p>The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1307907, member: 1246"] You Know You're in a Sketchy Church When .... The church bus has gun racks. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version." There's an ATM in the lobby. The choir wears leather robes. Worship services are B.Y.O.S.: "Bring Your Own Snake." No cover charge, but communion is a two-drink minimum. Karaoke Worship Time. Ushers ask, "Smoking or Non-smoking?" The only song the organist knows is "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida." [/QUOTE]
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