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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1308633" data-attributes="member: 1246">Biblical Bloopers ...&nbsp;&nbsp;What follows are Old Testament bloopers from Sunday school students:&nbsp;~ In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, the Lord got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off.&nbsp;~ Adam &amp; Eve were created from an apple tree.&nbsp;~ Noah&#039;s wife was called Joan of Ark.&nbsp;~ Noah built the ark and the animals came on in pears.&nbsp;~ Lot&#039;s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.&nbsp;~ The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals.&nbsp;~ Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a jezebel like Delilah.&nbsp;~ Sampson slated the Philistines with the axe of apostles.&nbsp;~ Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients.&nbsp;~ Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Amendments.&nbsp;~ The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.&nbsp;~ The Fifth Commandment is humor thy mother and father.&nbsp;~ The Seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.&nbsp;~ Moses died before he ever reached the UK. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.&nbsp;~ The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him&nbsp;~ David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in the biblical times.&nbsp;~ Solomon, one of David&#039;s sons, has 300 wives and 700 porcupines.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1308633, member: 1246"] Biblical Bloopers ... What follows are Old Testament bloopers from Sunday school students: ~ In the first book of the Bible, Guinessis, the Lord got tired of creating the world, so he took the Sabbath off. ~ Adam & Eve were created from an apple tree. ~ Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. ~ Noah built the ark and the animals came on in pears. ~ Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night. ~ The Jews were a proud people and throughout history they had trouble with unsympathetic Genitals. ~ Sampson was a strongman who let himself be led astray by a jezebel like Delilah. ~ Sampson slated the Philistines with the axe of apostles. ~ Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. ~ Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Amendments. ~ The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. ~ The Fifth Commandment is humor thy mother and father. ~ The Seventh Commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery. ~ Moses died before he ever reached the UK. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol. ~ The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him ~ David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in the biblical times. ~ Solomon, one of David's sons, has 300 wives and 700 porcupines. [/QUOTE]

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