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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1322351" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong> SEX AT 83</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, </strong></p><p><strong>informing me that I can have sex at 83.</strong></p><p><strong>I'm so happy because I live at number 81. </strong></p><p><strong>So it's not too far to walk home afterwards, </strong></p><p><strong>and it's the same side of the street. </strong></p><p><strong>I don't even have to cross the road!</strong></p><p>~~~~~</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>Answering machine message, </strong></p><p><strong>"I am not available right now, but </strong></p><p><strong>thank you for caring enough to call. </strong></p><p><strong>I am making some changes in my life. </strong></p><p><strong>Please leave a message after the beep. </strong></p><p><strong>If I do not return your call, </strong></p><p><strong>you are one of the changes."</strong></p><p><strong>~~~~~</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.</strong></p><p><strong>~~~~~</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Frustration is trying to</strong></p><p><strong>find your glasses without your glasses.</strong></p><p><strong>~~~~~</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. </strong></p><p><strong>~~~~~</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1322351, member: 1246"] [B] SEX AT 83[/B] [B]I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 83. I'm so happy because I live at number 81. So it's not too far to walk home afterwards, and it's the same side of the street. I don't even have to cross the road![/B] ~~~~~ [B]Answering machine message, "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes." ~~~~~[/B] [B]My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine. ~~~~~[/B] [B]Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses. ~~~~~[/B] [B]Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting. ~~~~~[/B] [/QUOTE]
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