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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1335631" data-attributes="member: 1246">
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<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Today I saw a baby with a bib that said “This <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2&nbsp; &nbsp; :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> put my cape on backwards.”</li>
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<li data-xf-list-type="ul">My keys always end up in the pocket opposite of my free hand.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. But I suppose that’s not a problem for you.</li>
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<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it.</li>
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<li data-xf-list-type="ul">There are two kinds of people in the world: those who finish what they start</li>
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<li data-xf-list-type="ul">You can own a dog, but you can only feed a cat.</li>
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</ul>&nbsp;“In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, the oxygen masks will drop from overhead. For $15, you can activate it.”<ul>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">I’m ready to listen. Are you ready to think?</li>
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<li data-xf-list-type="ul">How does a man show he’s planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. </li>
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<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Insanity. Not just a defense. It’s a lifestyle too.</li>
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[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1335631, member: 1246"] [LIST] [*]Today I saw a baby with a bib that said “This :censored: put my cape on backwards.” [*] [*]My keys always end up in the pocket opposite of my free hand. [*]A little knowledge is a dangerous thing. But I suppose that’s not a problem for you. [*] [*]Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life. Laughing at someone else’s can shorten it. [*] [*]There are two kinds of people in the world: those who finish what they start [*] [*]You can own a dog, but you can only feed a cat. [*] [/LIST] “In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, the oxygen masks will drop from overhead. For $15, you can activate it.” [LIST] [*]I’m ready to listen. Are you ready to think? [*] [*]How does a man show he’s planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer instead of one. [/LIST] [LIST] [*]Insanity. Not just a defense. It’s a lifestyle too. [/LIST] [/QUOTE]

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