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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1341370" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>I’m so lonely I bought a plane ticket just for the airport pat down.</p><p> </p><p>A surprise party is a great way to show your girlfriend how awesome you are at lying to her face.</p><p> </p><p> My credit card company called. They want me to leave home without it.</p><p> </p><p>Don’t listen to their foolishness. Listen to mine!</p><p> </p><p>If you’re not part of the solution, you must be a consultant.</p><p> </p><p>Claiming a product promotes weight loss when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming it grants wishes when used with a leprechaun. </p><p> </p><p>When they offer you “instant credit”, don’t they really mean “instant debt”?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1341370, member: 1246"] I’m so lonely I bought a plane ticket just for the airport pat down. A surprise party is a great way to show your girlfriend how awesome you are at lying to her face. My credit card company called. They want me to leave home without it. Don’t listen to their foolishness. Listen to mine! If you’re not part of the solution, you must be a consultant. Claiming a product promotes weight loss when combined with diet and exercise is like claiming it grants wishes when used with a leprechaun. When they offer you “instant credit”, don’t they really mean “instant debt”? [/QUOTE]
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