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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1347359" data-attributes="member: 1246">As I have grown older:&nbsp;I&#039;ve learned that pleasing everyone is impossible,but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.&nbsp;&nbsp;Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore….. &nbsp;A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.&nbsp;&nbsp;Lance Armstrong&nbsp;I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong,especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races, whilst on drugs.When I was on drugs, I couldn&#039;t even find my friend-ing bike.&nbsp;&nbsp;Drive By&nbsp;A guy broke into my apartment last week.He didn’t take my TV,&nbsp; just the remote.Now he drives by and changes the channels.Sick bastard!&nbsp;&nbsp;The Agony of Aging&nbsp;On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend.He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.I said to him, &quot;You better get your hearing checked -You&#039;re supposed to turn your clock back&quot;.&nbsp;&nbsp;VIDEO SCAM&nbsp;Just got scammed out of&nbsp; $25.&nbsp; Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled &quot;My Favorite 18 Holes&quot;.Turns out it&#039;s all about golf.&nbsp; Absolute waste of&nbsp; money!Pass this on so others don&#039;t get scammed</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1347359, member: 1246"] [B][I][U]As I have grown older[/U]:[/I][/B] [B][I]I've learned that pleasing[/I][/B][I] [B]everyone is impossible,[/B][/I] [B][I]but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake.[/I][/B] [B][U]Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore….. [/U][/B] A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband. [B][U]Lance Armstrong[/U][/B] I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races, whilst on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my friend-ing bike. [B][U]Drive By[/U][/B] A guy broke into my apartment last week. He didn’t take my TV, just the remote. Now he drives by and changes the channels. Sick bastard! [B][U]The Agony of Aging[/U][/B] On the morning that Daylight Savings Time ended I stopped in to visit my aging friend. He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish. I said to him, "You better get your hearing checked - You're supposed to turn your clock back". [B][U]VIDEO SCAM[/U][/B] Just got scammed out of $25. Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes". Turns out it's all about golf. Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed [/QUOTE]

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