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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1358031" data-attributes="member: 1246">Approved&nbsp;Two doctors opened an office in a small town. &nbsp;They put up a sign reading: &quot;Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.&quot; &nbsp;The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to: &quot;Hysterias and Posteriors.&quot; &nbsp;This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to: &quot;Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.&quot;&nbsp;No go! Next they tried &quot;Catatonics and Colonics&quot; Thumbs down again. &nbsp;Then came, &quot;Manic-Depressives and Anal-Retentives.&quot; &nbsp;But is was still not good! So they tried: &nbsp;&quot;Minds and Behinds&quot;&nbsp;&quot;Analysis and Anal Cysts&quot;&nbsp;&quot;Nuts and Butts&quot; &nbsp;&quot;Freaks and Cheeks&quot;&nbsp;&quot;Loons and Moons&quot; &nbsp;&quot;Lost Souls and Ass Holes&quot; &nbsp;None worked. &nbsp;Almost at their wits&#039; end, the doctors finally came up with a title they thought might be accepted by the council:&nbsp;&quot;Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Odds and Ends.&quot; &nbsp;APPROVED! </blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1358031, member: 1246"] [B]Approved[/B] [B]Two doctors opened an office in a small town. [/B] [B]They put up a sign reading: "Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology." [/B] [B]The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to: "Hysterias and Posteriors." [/B] [B]This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go! Next they tried "Catatonics and Colonics" Thumbs down again. [/B] [B]Then came, "Manic-Depressives and Anal-Retentives." [/B] [B]But is was still not good! So they tried: [/B] [B]"Minds and Behinds" "Analysis and Anal Cysts" "Nuts and Butts" [/B] [B]"Freaks and Cheeks" "Loons and Moons" [/B] [B]"Lost Souls and Ass Holes" [/B] [B]None worked. [/B] [B]Almost at their wits' end, the doctors finally came up with a title they thought might be accepted by the council: "Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Odds and Ends." [/B] [B]APPROVED! [/B] [/QUOTE]

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