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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1365251" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>thanks Eric</p><p> </p><p>The Library</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library.</strong></p><p><strong>He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?"</strong></p><p><strong>The girl replied in a loud voice:</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!"</strong></p><p><strong>All the students in the library started staring at the guy;</strong></p><p><strong>he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table.</strong></p><p><strong>After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the</strong></p><p><strong>guy's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology,</strong></p><p><strong>and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt</strong></p><p><strong>embarrassed, right?"</strong></p><p><strong>The guy then responded in a loud voice:</strong></p><p><strong>"$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT'S TOO MUCH!"</strong></p><p><strong>All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.</strong></p><p><strong>The guy whispered to her: "I study law,</strong></p><p><strong>and I know how to screw people."</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1365251, member: 1246"] thanks Eric The Library [B]A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded university library. He asked a girl: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?" The girl replied in a loud voice:[/B] [B]"I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh: "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. I guess you felt embarrassed, right?" The guy then responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? . . . THAT'S TOO MUCH!" All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered to her: "I study law, and I know how to screw people."[/B] [/QUOTE]
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