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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1392283" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>After We Have Gone</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong> A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. The biggest fear was that there was no heaven.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact. </strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Rose... Rose...."</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong>"Is that you, Douglas?"</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"What's it like?"</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong> "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice. I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, I have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Oh, Douglas, you surely must be in heaven."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong>"Not exactly. I'm a rabbit in Nebraska"</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1392283, member: 1246"] [B]After We Have Gone[/B] [B] A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. The biggest fear was that there was no heaven.[/B] [B]After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact. [/B] [B]"Rose... Rose...."[/B] [B]"Is that you, Douglas?"[/B] [B]"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."[/B] [B]"What's it like?"[/B] [B] "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice. I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, I have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."[/B] [B]"Oh, Douglas, you surely must be in heaven."[/B] [B]"Not exactly. I'm a rabbit in Nebraska"[/B] [/QUOTE]
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