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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1394131" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>The Marines</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong>The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby of the</strong></p><p><strong><strong>convention center where he was introduced to a</strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong>United States Marine Corps General.</strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong>As they talked, the Iranian said, "I have just one</strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong>question about what I have seen in America."</strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong>The General said,</strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>"Well, is there anything I can do to help?"</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>'Star Trek' and in it there is... Kirk who is Canadian,</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians,</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on 'Star Trek'.</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>"The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador,</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>and whispered in his ear,</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p> <strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p> <strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p> <strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p><p><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong><strong>"That's because it takes place in the future..."</strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1394131, member: 1246"] The Marines [B]The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished[/B] [B]giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby of the [B]convention center where he was introduced to a [B]United States Marine Corps General. As they talked, the Iranian said, "I have just one [B]question about what I have seen in America." The General said, [B]"Well, is there anything I can do to help?" The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called [B]'Star Trek' and in it there is... Kirk who is Canadian, [B]Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura [B]who is black, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO [B]Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why [B]there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, [B]Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on 'Star Trek'. "The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, [B]and whispered in his ear, [B]"That's because it takes place in the future..."[/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B][/B] [/QUOTE]
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