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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1437035" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Taking the No 5 Bus</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle, Lorenzo and Katarina went to a party. The conversation turned to Mozart.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"Absolutely brilliant, magnificent, a genius!" said one guest.</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Katarina, wanting to join in the conversation, remarked casually, "Ah, Mozart. You're so right. I love him. Only this morning I saw him getting on the No. 5 bus going to Coney Island."</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>There was a sudden hush, and everyone looked at her. Lorenzo was mortified. He pulled her away and whispered, "We're leaving right now. Get your coat and let's get out of here."</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>As they drove home, he kept muttering to himself. Finally Katarina turned to him: "You're angry about something."</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"Oh, really? You noticed?" he sneered. "I've never been so embarrassed in my life! You saw Mozart take the No. 5 bus to Coney Island? You idiot! Don't you know the No. 5 bus doesn't go out to Coney Island?" </strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1437035, member: 1246"] [B]Taking the No 5 Bus[/B] [B]Trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle, Lorenzo and Katarina went to a party. The conversation turned to Mozart.[/B] [B]"Absolutely brilliant, magnificent, a genius!" said one guest.[/B] [B]Katarina, wanting to join in the conversation, remarked casually, "Ah, Mozart. You're so right. I love him. Only this morning I saw him getting on the No. 5 bus going to Coney Island."[/B] [B]There was a sudden hush, and everyone looked at her. Lorenzo was mortified. He pulled her away and whispered, "We're leaving right now. Get your coat and let's get out of here."[/B] [B]As they drove home, he kept muttering to himself. Finally Katarina turned to him: "You're angry about something."[/B] [B]"Oh, really? You noticed?" he sneered. "I've never been so embarrassed in my life! You saw Mozart take the No. 5 bus to Coney Island? You idiot! Don't you know the No. 5 bus doesn't go out to Coney Island?" [/B] [/QUOTE]
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