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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1442554" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong> Wise King Solomon</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. </strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter," said one. </strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other. </strong></p><p></p><p><strong>And so they haggled before the King until he called for silence. "Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and I shall hew the young attorney in half. Each of you shall receive a half." </strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"Sounds good to me," said the first lady. </strong></p><p></p><p><strong>But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman's daughter marry him."</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>The wise king did not hesitate a moment. "The attorney must marry the first lady's daughter," he proclaimed. </strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"But she was willing to hew him in two!" exclaimed the king's court. </strong></p><p></p><p><strong>"Indeed," said wise King Solomon. "That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law." </strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1442554, member: 1246"] [B] Wise King Solomon[/B] [B]Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit. [/B] [B]"This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter," said one. [/B] [B]"No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other. [/B] [B]And so they haggled before the King until he called for silence. "Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and I shall hew the young attorney in half. Each of you shall receive a half." [/B] [B]"Sounds good to me," said the first lady. [/B] [B]But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman's daughter marry him."[/B] [B]The wise king did not hesitate a moment. "The attorney must marry the first lady's daughter," he proclaimed. [/B] [B]"But she was willing to hew him in two!" exclaimed the king's court. [/B] [B]"Indeed," said wise King Solomon. "That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law." [/B] [/QUOTE]
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