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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 145580" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>KIDS....</p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures, or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and assembled the consensus best comments. The kids were all between 5 and 8 years old.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Oysters balls are called pearls. (James age 6)</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">If you are surrounded by sea, you are an island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7)</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">A dolphin breathes through an ******* on the top of it's head. (Billy age 8)</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.How do mermaids get pregnant?(Helen age 6)</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">My mum has fish nets, but doesn't catch any fish. (Laura age 5)</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">A submarine goes under the water like a fish, but it has lots of seamen inside. (Emma age 5)</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship, and have lots of sailors. (Valerie age 6)</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="color: black">On holiday my Mum went water ski-ing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny(Julie age 7.) </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 145580, member: 1246"] KIDS.... [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]A number of Primary Schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures, or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and assembled the consensus best comments. The kids were all between 5 and 8 years old.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly age 6)[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]Oysters balls are called pearls. (James age 6)[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]If you are surrounded by sea, you are an island. If you don't have sea all round you, you are in continent. (Wayne age 7)[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth, just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more. (Kylie age 6)[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]A dolphin breathes through an ******* on the top of it's head. (Billy age 8)[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes back with crabs. (Millie age 6)[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their shiny tails.How do mermaids get pregnant?(Helen age 6)[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They have to live in caves under the sea where I think they have to plug themselves into chargers. (Christopher age 7)[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]My mum has fish nets, but doesn't catch any fish. (Laura age 5)[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]A submarine goes under the water like a fish, but it has lots of seamen inside. (Emma age 5)[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship, and have lots of sailors. (Valerie age 6)[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=black]On holiday my Mum went water ski-ing. She fell off when she was going very fast. She says she won't do it again because water shot up her fanny(Julie age 7.) [/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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