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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1544132" data-attributes="member: 1246">God Enjoys A Good Laugh&nbsp;There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black : 1.&nbsp; He called everyone brother 2.&nbsp; He liked Gospel 3.&nbsp; He didn&#039;t get a fair trial&nbsp;But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1.&nbsp; He went into His Father&#039;s business 2.&nbsp; He lived at home until he was 33&nbsp;3.&nbsp; He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.&nbsp;But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian : 1.&nbsp; He talked with His hands 2.&nbsp; He had wine with His meals 3.&nbsp; He used olive oil.&nbsp;But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian : 1.&nbsp; He never cut His hair 2.&nbsp; He walked around barefoot all the time 3.&nbsp; He started a new religion But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian : 1.&nbsp; He was at peace with nature&nbsp;2.&nbsp; He ate a lot of fish 3.&nbsp; He talked about the Great Spirit&nbsp;But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish : 1.&nbsp; He never got married.. 2.&nbsp; He was always telling stories. 3.&nbsp; He loved green pastures.&nbsp;But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 1.&nbsp; He fed a crowd at a moment&#039;s notice when there was virtually no food 2.&nbsp; He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn&#039;t get it 3.&nbsp; And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do.Can I get an AMEN? =</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1544132, member: 1246"] God Enjoys A Good Laugh There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black : 1. He called everyone brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn't get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Father's business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian : 1. He talked with His hands 2. He had wine with His meals 3. He used olive oil. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian : 1. He never cut His hair 2. He walked around barefoot all the time 3. He started a new religion But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian : 1. He was at peace with nature 2. He ate a lot of fish 3. He talked about the Great Spirit But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish : 1. He never got married.. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman: 1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was virtually no food 2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it 3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was still work to do. Can I get an AMEN? = [/QUOTE]

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