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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1549616" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Tech Support</p><p></p><p></p><p>Years ago, I worked in the customer service call center of a pager company. I dealt with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional loony caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>A good call came from Arthur, who repeatedly complained that he kept being paged by 'Lucille.'</p><p></p><p>I told him he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>'She don't never leave no number, so I can't call her back,' Arthur said unhappily.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>After three such calls, I thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn't leave a number.</p><p></p><p>'She leaves her name,' was Arthur's reply.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>After establishing that the customer had a numeric-only pager, the light bulb came on.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>'How does she spell her name?' I asked.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>'L-O-W C-E-L-L,' dictated Arthur clearly.</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>Yet another technical problem solved!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1549616, member: 1246"] Tech Support Years ago, I worked in the customer service call center of a pager company. I dealt with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional loony caller demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people. A good call came from Arthur, who repeatedly complained that he kept being paged by 'Lucille.' I told him he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him. 'She don't never leave no number, so I can't call her back,' Arthur said unhappily. After three such calls, I thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn't leave a number. 'She leaves her name,' was Arthur's reply. After establishing that the customer had a numeric-only pager, the light bulb came on. 'How does she spell her name?' I asked. 'L-O-W C-E-L-L,' dictated Arthur clearly. Yet another technical problem solved! [/QUOTE]
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