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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1579521" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>The Glass</p><p></p><p>A CEO of a large company is seeking advice on whether or not to downsize his company. He turns to his eternally optimistic secretary and asks, "Is this glass half full or half empty?" </p><p></p><p>Well you know me, she replies, "be thankful for what you have. It's half full!"</p><p></p><p>He then turns to his eternally pessimistic accountant. "Well, is it half full, or half empty?" </p><p></p><p>He repeats. "Sir, you know my stance. There can always be more... It's half empty to me."</p><p></p><p>He then turns to the re-engineering consultant sitting next to him. "Well, you can see my dilemma. What do you think?"</p><p></p><p>The consultant looks at the half full glass of water, and then looks up at the CEO.</p><p></p><p>"Well, looks like you've got more glass there than you need."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1579521, member: 1246"] The Glass A CEO of a large company is seeking advice on whether or not to downsize his company. He turns to his eternally optimistic secretary and asks, "Is this glass half full or half empty?" Well you know me, she replies, "be thankful for what you have. It's half full!" He then turns to his eternally pessimistic accountant. "Well, is it half full, or half empty?" He repeats. "Sir, you know my stance. There can always be more... It's half empty to me." He then turns to the re-engineering consultant sitting next to him. "Well, you can see my dilemma. What do you think?" The consultant looks at the half full glass of water, and then looks up at the CEO. "Well, looks like you've got more glass there than you need." [/QUOTE]
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