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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 162010" data-attributes="member: 1246">[FONT=arial,helvetica][SIZE=-1]Penis Tax ..... [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=arial,helvetica][SIZE=-1] The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it&#039;s in the hole. It has two dependents, but they&#039;re nuts. Effective January 1, 2007, penises will be taxed according to size. &nbsp;The brackets are as follows: &nbsp;10&quot;-12&quot; Luxury Tax8&quot;-10&quot; Pole Tax5&quot;-8&quot; Privilege Tax4&quot;-5&quot; Nuisance Tax &nbsp;Males exceeding 12&quot; must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4&quot; is eligible for a refund. &nbsp;PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION! &nbsp;Issues still under consideration are as follows: Are there penalties for early withdrawal?Do multiple partners count as a corporation?Are condoms deductible as work clothes? [/SIZE][/FONT]</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 162010, member: 1246"] [FONT=arial,helvetica][SIZE=-1]Penis Tax ..... [/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=arial,helvetica][SIZE=-1] The only thing that the IRS has not yet taxed is the penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 30% of the time it is hard up, 20% of the time it is pissed off and 10% of the time it's in the hole. It has two dependents, but they're nuts. Effective January 1, 2007, penises will be taxed according to size. The brackets are as follows: 10"-12" Luxury Tax 8"-10" Pole Tax 5"-8" Privilege Tax 4"-5" Nuisance Tax Males exceeding 12" must file under capital gains. Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund. PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION! Issues still under consideration are as follows: Are there penalties for early withdrawal? Do multiple partners count as a corporation? Are condoms deductible as work clothes? [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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