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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1668741" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>2015 Church Service</strong></p><p><strong> .</strong></p><p><strong>PASTOR: "Praise the Lord!"</strong></p><p><strong>CONGREGATION: Hallelujah!"</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>PASTOR: "Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone,and Kindle Bibles to 1 Corinthians, 13:13.</strong></p><p><strong>And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon."</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>P-a-u-s-e......</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"Now, Let us pray committing this week into God's hands.</strong></p><p><strong>Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God"</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>S-i-l-e-n-c-e</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>"As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit anddebit cards ready."</strong></p><p><strong>"You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password 'Lord909887.'</strong></p><p><strong>The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers:</strong></p><p><strong>a. Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed tocomputers and laptops at the rear of the church.</strong></p><p><strong>b. Those who prefer to use iPads can open them.</strong></p><p><strong>c. Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transferyour contributions to the church account.</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smartphones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker!</strong></p><p> </p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Final Blessing and Closing Announcements.</strong></p><p><strong> a. This week's ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebookgroup pages where the usual group chatting takes place.</strong></p><p><strong> Please log in and don't miss out.</strong></p><p><strong>b. Thursday's Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Pleasedon't miss out.</strong></p><p><strong>c. You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling andprayers.</strong></p><p><strong>God bless and have a nice day.</strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>And Jesus wept</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1668741, member: 1246"] [B]2015 Church Service . PASTOR: "Praise the Lord!" CONGREGATION: Hallelujah!"[/B] [B] PASTOR: "Will everyone please turn on their tablet, PC, iPad, smart phone,and Kindle Bibles to 1 Corinthians, 13:13. And please switch on your Bluetooth to download the sermon."[/B] [B] P-a-u-s-e......[/B] [B] "Now, Let us pray committing this week into God's hands. Open your Apps, BBM, Twitter and Facebook, and chat with God"[/B] [B] S-i-l-e-n-c-e[/B] [B] "As we take our Sunday tithes and offerings, please have your credit anddebit cards ready." "You can log on to the church Wi-Fi using the password 'Lord909887.' The ushers will circulate mobile card swipe machines among the worshipers: a. Those who prefer to make electronic fund transfers are directed tocomputers and laptops at the rear of the church. b. Those who prefer to use iPads can open them. c. Those who prefer telephone banking, take out your cell phones to transferyour contributions to the church account.[/B] [B] The holy atmosphere of the Church becomes truly electrified as ALL the smartphones, iPads, PCs and laptops beep and flicker![/B] [B] Final Blessing and Closing Announcements. a. This week's ministry cell meetings will be held on the various Facebookgroup pages where the usual group chatting takes place. Please log in and don't miss out. b. Thursday's Bible study will be held live on Skype at 1900hrs GMT. Pleasedon't miss out. c. You can follow your Pastor on Twitter this weekend for counseling andprayers. God bless and have a nice day.[/B] [B] And Jesus wept[/B] [/QUOTE]
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