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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 174742" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>[FONT=tahoma, sans-serif]<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #008000">[FONT=tahoma, sans-serif]David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...</span></span></span>[/FONT][/FONT]</strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px">[FONT=tahoma,sans-serif]<span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span>[/FONT]<strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080">[FONT=tahoma, sans-serif]10. A below par performance is considered damn good.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080">9. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080">8. It's much easier to find the sweet spot.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080">7. Foursomes are encouraged.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080">6. You can still make money doing it as a senior.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080">5. Three times a day is possible.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080">4. Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080">3. If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080">2. You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080"></span></span></span>[/FONT]<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000">[FONT=tahoma, sans-serif]And the number one reason why golf is better than sex.</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span>[/FONT]<span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080">[FONT=tahoma, sans-serif]</span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #800080">1. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.</span></span></span>[/FONT]</strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 174742, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=tahoma, sans-serif][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000][FONT=tahoma, sans-serif]David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex...[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=5][COLOR=#008000][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][FONT=tahoma,sans-serif][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800080][FONT=tahoma, sans-serif]10. A below par performance is considered damn good. 9. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers. 8. It's much easier to find the sweet spot. 7. Foursomes are encouraged. 6. You can still make money doing it as a senior. 5. Three times a day is possible. 4. Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else. 3. If you live in Florida, you can do it almost everyday. 2. You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008000][FONT=tahoma, sans-serif]And the number one reason why golf is better than sex. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][COLOR=#008000][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800080][FONT=tahoma, sans-serif] 1. If your equipment gets old and rusty, you can replace it.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=3][COLOR=#800080][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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