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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 176455" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Q: On which side does a chicken have the most feathers? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A: The outside.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Q: How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A: Your nose touches the ceiling.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Q: What's a flea's favourite way to travel? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A: Itch-hiking.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A: Big holes all over Australia!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Q: What lies on the ground, 100 feet in the air? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A: A dead centipede.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Q: Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A: Because Frost bites.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Q: Why wouldn't the butterfly go to the dance?</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> A: It was a moth-ball.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Q: What game do cows play at parties? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A: Mooosical Chairs.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Q: What do you call a multistorey pig pen? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A: A sty scraper.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">Q: What do you give a horse with a cold? </span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'">A: Cough stirrup! </span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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