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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 177958" data-attributes="member: 1246">Who Says Our Kids Don&#039;t Know EnglishA youth was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Befuddled by the whole school thing, he was given a set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here&#039;s what he handed in: 1. HONOR ROLL - We was playin&#039; poker on the stoop the other day, and man, I was HONOROLL. 2. PLANET - I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard. 3. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, &quot;DISMAY hurt a little. 4. OMELETTE - Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week. 5. STAIRWAY - When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space. 6. MOBILE - I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, &quot;Gimme one MOBILE.&quot; 7. DEFENSE - I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away. 8. AFRO - I got so mad at my bitch, AFRO a lamp at her. 9. AFTERMATH - I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and smoke weed. 10. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET. 11. DOMINEERING - My girly&#039;s birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING. 12. KENYA - I needed change fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change. 13. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and antelope play. 14. DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said, &quot;DATA boy!&quot; 15. COPULATE - I called 911 and an hour later when they show up, I said, &quot;COPULATE!&quot; 16. FASCINATE - My girly&#039;s boobies are so big. Her shirt has ten buttons, she can only FASCINATE. 17. BEWARE - I axed the man at the unemployment office, &quot;Is this BEWARE I get a job?&quot; 18. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome... and not DIMENSION hung like a horse. 19. COATROOM - The judge said, &quot;One more outburst like that, and you&#039;ll be thrown out the COATROOM.&quot; 20. DECIDE - I like Vonda and Yolanda, but I like to have a couple of womens on DECIDE.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 177958, member: 1246"] [B]Who Says Our Kids Don't Know English[/B] A youth was asked to do a simple homework assignment. Befuddled by the whole school thing, he was given a set of vocabulary words to use in sentences. Here's what he handed in: 1. [B]HONOR ROLL[/B] - We was playin' poker on the stoop the other day, and man, I was HONOROLL. 2. [B]PLANET[/B] - I got me some seed to grow weed, so I PLANET in the backyard. 3. [B]DISMAY[/B] - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a big needle. He said, "DISMAY hurt a little. 4. [B]OMELETTE[/B] - Every time I start a new job, OMELETTE go after a week. 5. [B]STAIRWAY[/B] - When me and my homies get high, we STAIRWAY into space. 6. [B]MOBILE[/B] - I went to buy crack, I was short on cash, my man said, "Gimme one MOBILE." 7. [B]DEFENSE[/B] - I ran from the cops, and hopped DEFENSE and got away. 8. [B]AFRO[/B] - I got so mad at my bitch, AFRO a lamp at her. 9. [B]AFTERMATH[/B] - I like to be high in school, so AFTERMATH I go to the field and smoke weed. 10. [B]LOCKET[/B] - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET. 11. [B]DOMINEERING[/B] - My girly's birthday was yesterday, I got her a DOMINEERING. 12. [B]KENYA[/B] - I needed change fo the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change. 13. [B]DERANGE[/B] - DERANGE is where da deer and antelope play. 14. [B]DATA[/B] - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points. My coach said, "DATA boy!" 15. [B]COPULATE[/B] - I called 911 and an hour later when they show up, I said, "COPULATE!" 16. [B]FASCINATE[/B] - My girly's boobies are so big. Her shirt has ten buttons, she can only FASCINATE. 17. [B]BEWARE[/B] - I axed the man at the unemployment office, "Is this BEWARE I get a job?" 18. [B]DIMENSION[/B] - I be tall, dark, handsome... and not DIMENSION hung like a horse. 19. [B]COATROOM[/B] - The judge said, "One more outburst like that, and you'll be thrown out the COATROOM." 20. [B]DECIDE[/B] - I like Vonda and Yolanda, but I like to have a couple of womens on DECIDE. [/QUOTE]

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