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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 179284" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE......</p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? </p><p>Juan on Juan </p><p></p><p>Why is there no Disneyland in China ? </p><p>No one's tall enough to go on the good rides </p><p></p><p>Where does an Irish family go on vacation? </p><p>A different bar.</p><p></p><p>What is the difference between </p><p>a Harley and a Hoover ? </p><p>The position of the dirt bag </p><p></p><p>Why is divorce so expensive? </p><p>Because it's worth it. </p><p></p><p>What do you see when the </p><p>Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? </p><p>Doughnuts? </p><p></p><p>Why is air a lot like sex? </p><p>Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any </p><p></p><p>What do you call a smart blonde? </p><p>A golden retriever. </p><p></p><p>What do attorneys use for birth control? </p><p>Their personalities. </p><p></p><p>What's the difference between </p><p>a girlfriend and wife? </p><p>45 lbs</p><p>What's the difference between</p><p>a boyfriend and husband? </p><p>45 minutes </p><p></p><p>What's the fastest way to a man's heart? </p><p>Through his chest with a sharp knife. </p><p></p><p>Why do men want to marry virgins?</p><p>They can't stand criticism. </p><p></p><p>Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and</p><p>good-looking? </p><p>Because those men already have boyfriends.</p><p></p><p>What's the difference between </p><p>a new husband and a new dog? </p><p>After a year, the dog is still excited to see you </p><p></p><p>What makes men chase women</p><p>they have no intention of marrying? </p><p>The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of</p><p>driving. </p><p></p><p>What's the difference between</p><p>a porcupine and BMW? </p><p>A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. </p><p></p><p>What did the blonde say when</p><p>she found out she was pregnant? </p><p>"Are you sure it's mine?" </p><p></p><p>Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? </p><p>Mace will do that to you.</p><p></p><p>Why did OJ Simpson want to </p><p>move to West Virginia ? </p><p>Everyone has the same DNA. </p><p></p><p>Why do men find it difficult </p><p>to make eye contact? </p><p>Breasts don't have eyes.</p><p></p><p>Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? </p><p>He walks around saying "Yo." </p><p></p><p>Why do drivers' education </p><p>classes in Redneck schools</p><p>use the car only on Mondays, </p><p>Wednesdays and Fridays? </p><p>Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. </p><p></p><p>Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? </p><p>They named him "Sum Ting Wong</p><p></p><p>What would you call it when </p><p>an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? </p><p>A speech impediment. </p><p></p><p>What does it mean when the</p><p>flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? </p><p>They're hiring.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 179284, member: 1246"] SOMETHING TO OFFEND EVERYONE...... What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan Why is there no Disneyland in China ? No one's tall enough to go on the good rides Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar. What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover ? The position of the dirt bag Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it. What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? Doughnuts? Why is air a lot like sex? Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever. What do attorneys use for birth control? Their personalities. What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife. Why do men want to marry virgins? They can't stand criticism. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? Because those men already have boyfriends. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving. What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside. What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? "Are you sure it's mine?" Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? Mace will do that to you. Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia ? Everyone has the same DNA. Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Breasts don't have eyes. Did you hear about the dyslexic Rabbi? He walks around saying "Yo." Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays? Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby? They named him "Sum Ting Wong What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other? A speech impediment. What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast? They're hiring. [/QUOTE]
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