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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 180328" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Things Not to Say on a First Date....</p><p></p><p>-I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem, but the last couple of weeks I seem to have got it under control.</p><p></p><p>-I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden, but could you lend me $500?</p><p></p><p>-I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much... thanks to the restraining order.</p><p></p><p>-There's $10 riding on me bedding you tonight.</p><p></p><p>-Do you wanna see my collection of Ted Bundy memorabilia?</p><p></p><p>-You could be a real babe if you lost a couple of pounds</p><p></p><p>-What are your feelings about whips and handcuffs?</p><p></p><p>-I won't be a minute, but I have to phone my mom if I'm out after ten o'clock.</p><p></p><p>-Would you like a lift home in my skoda?</p><p></p><p>-Wait till my wife hears about this!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 180328, member: 1246"] Things Not to Say on a First Date.... -I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem, but the last couple of weeks I seem to have got it under control. -I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden, but could you lend me $500? -I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much... thanks to the restraining order. -There's $10 riding on me bedding you tonight. -Do you wanna see my collection of Ted Bundy memorabilia? -You could be a real babe if you lost a couple of pounds -What are your feelings about whips and handcuffs? -I won't be a minute, but I have to phone my mom if I'm out after ten o'clock. -Would you like a lift home in my skoda? -Wait till my wife hears about this! [/QUOTE]
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