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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 180769" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>THE LOVING WIFE</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p> A mature couple went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there,</p><p>the husband passed away. The undertaker told the wife, "You can have him</p><p>shipped home for $5,000 or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for</p><p>$150." The woman thought about it and told him she would just have her</p><p>husband shipped home.</p><p> </p><p> The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your husband</p><p>home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and would only cost</p><p>$150?"</p><p> The woman replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and</p><p>three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 180769, member: 1246"] THE LOVING WIFE A mature couple went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the husband passed away. The undertaker told the wife, "You can have him shipped home for $5,000 or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for $150." The woman thought about it and told him she would just have her husband shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your husband home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and would only cost $150?" The woman replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance." [/QUOTE]
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