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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 181838" data-attributes="member: 1246">WASPS&nbsp;Q: Why did God create WASPs?A: Someone has to buy retail!&nbsp;Q: What do WASPs think Zimbabwe Rhodesia is?A: A wide receiver for the Houston Oilers.&nbsp;Q: How can you tell if a WASP is sexually excited?A: The stiff upper lip.&nbsp;Q: What&#039;s an American WASP&#039;s idea of open-mindedness?A: Dating a Canadian.&nbsp;Q: What does a little WASP girl want to be when she grows up?A: &quot;The very best person I possibly can.&quot;&nbsp;Q: What&#039;s a WASP&#039;s idea of social security?A: An ancestor on the Mayflower.&nbsp;Q: Why did the WASP cross the street?A: To get to the middle of the road.&nbsp;Q: What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room?A: A dinner party.&nbsp;Q: What do WASPs think of the Mideast situation?A: Well, Newport is all right, but EVERYbody goes to the Cape.&nbsp;Q: How does a WASP propose marriage?A: &quot;How would you like to be buried with my people?&quot;&nbsp;Q: What&#039;s a WASP&#039;s idea of affirmative action?A: Hiring South American jockeys.&nbsp;Q: What do WASPs say after sex?A: &quot;Thank you very much. I&#039;m sorry. It won&#039;t happen again.&nbsp;Q: What&#039;s a WASP&#039;s definition of conspicuous consumption?A: A Sunfish with a spinnaker.&nbsp;Q. What do you call a WASP with a four-inch prick?A. Well hung.&nbsp;Q. How can you tell when a WASP is dead?A. He lets go of his wallet.&nbsp;Q. What do you call a WASP virgin?A. You can&#039;t. Her number&#039;s unlisted.&nbsp;Q. What&#039;s a WASP&#039;s favourite song?A. &quot;I&#039;m Dreaming of a White Christmas.&quot;&nbsp;Q. What does a professional WASP call her boss?A. Daddy&nbsp;Q: How many WASPS does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Three. Two to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.&nbsp;Q: What is a WASP menage a trois?A: Two headaches and one hard-on.&nbsp;Q: Why do WASPs play golf?A: So they can dress like pimps.&nbsp;Q. What is the definition of a WASP?A. Someone who gets out of the shower to take a leak.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 181838, member: 1246"] WASPS Q: Why did God create WASPs? A: Someone has to buy retail! Q: What do WASPs think Zimbabwe Rhodesia is? A: A wide receiver for the Houston Oilers. Q: How can you tell if a WASP is sexually excited? A: The stiff upper lip. Q: What's an American WASP's idea of open-mindedness? A: Dating a Canadian. Q: What does a little WASP girl want to be when she grows up? A: "The very best person I possibly can." Q: What's a WASP's idea of social security? A: An ancestor on the Mayflower. Q: Why did the WASP cross the street? A: To get to the middle of the road. Q: What happens when four WASPs find themselves in the same room? A: A dinner party. Q: What do WASPs think of the Mideast situation? A: Well, Newport is all right, but EVERYbody goes to the Cape. Q: How does a WASP propose marriage? A: "How would you like to be buried with my people?" Q: What's a WASP's idea of affirmative action? A: Hiring South American jockeys. Q: What do WASPs say after sex? A: "Thank you very much. I'm sorry. It won't happen again. Q: What's a WASP's definition of conspicuous consumption? A: A Sunfish with a spinnaker. Q. What do you call a WASP with a four-inch prick? A. Well hung. Q. How can you tell when a WASP is dead? A. He lets go of his wallet. Q. What do you call a WASP virgin? A. You can't. Her number's unlisted. Q. What's a WASP's favourite song? A. "I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas." Q. What does a professional WASP call her boss? A. Daddy Q: How many WASPS does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. Two to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician. Q: What is a WASP menage a trois? A: Two headaches and one hard-on. Q: Why do WASPs play golf? A: So they can dress like pimps. Q. What is the definition of a WASP? A. Someone who gets out of the shower to take a leak. [/QUOTE]

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