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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1820838" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Old words with new meanings...</p><p></p><p>1. Coffee: (n.) the person upon whom one coughs.</p><p></p><p>2. Flabbergasted: (adj.) appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.</p><p></p><p>3. Abdicate: (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.</p><p></p><p>4. Esplanade: (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk.</p><p></p><p>5. Willy-Nilly: (adj.) impotent.</p><p></p><p>6. Negligent: (adj.) absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.</p><p></p><p>7. Lymph: (v.) to walk with a lisp.</p><p></p><p>8. Gargoyle: (n.) olive-flavored mouthwash.</p><p></p><p>9. Flatulence: (n.) emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.</p><p></p><p>10. Balderdash: (n.) a rapidly receding hairline.</p><p></p><p>11. Testicle: (n.) a humorous question on an exam.</p><p></p><p>12. Rectitude: (n.) the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.</p><p></p><p>13. Pokemon: (n.) a Rastafarian proctologist.</p><p></p><p>14. Oyster: (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.</p><p></p><p>15. Frisbeetarianism: (n.) the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.</p><p></p><p>16. Circumvent: (n.) an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1820838, member: 1246"] Old words with new meanings... 1. Coffee: (n.) the person upon whom one coughs. 2. Flabbergasted: (adj.) appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained. 3. Abdicate: (v.) to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach. 4. Esplanade: (v.) to attempt an explanation while drunk. 5. Willy-Nilly: (adj.) impotent. 6. Negligent: (adj.) absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown. 7. Lymph: (v.) to walk with a lisp. 8. Gargoyle: (n.) olive-flavored mouthwash. 9. Flatulence: (n.) emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller. 10. Balderdash: (n.) a rapidly receding hairline. 11. Testicle: (n.) a humorous question on an exam. 12. Rectitude: (n.) the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists. 13. Pokemon: (n.) a Rastafarian proctologist. 14. Oyster: (n.) a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms. 15. Frisbeetarianism: (n.) the belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there. 16. Circumvent: (n.) an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men. [/QUOTE]
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