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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1822057" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><strong>Actual instruction lables found on products...</strong></span></p><p></p><p>ON A HAIR DRYER:</p><p>Do not use while sleeping.</p><p> </p><p>ON A BAG OF FRITOS:</p><p>You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.</p><p> </p><p>ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP: </p><p>Directions: Use like regular soap.</p><p> </p><p>ON A FROZEN DINNER:</p><p>Serving suggestion: Defrost.</p><p></p><p>ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP:</p><p>Fits one head.</p><p> </p><p>ON TESCO'S TIRAMISU DESERT:</p><p>Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)</p><p> </p><p>ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING:</p><p>Product will be hot after heating.</p><p></p><p>ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON: </p><p>Do not iron clothes on body.</p><p> </p><p>ON BOOTS CHILDRENS' COUGH MEDICINE:</p><p>Do not drive car or operate machinery.</p><p></p><p>ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID): </p><p>Warning: may cause drowsiness.</p><p> </p><p>ON A KITCHEN KNIFE: </p><p>Warning keep out of children.</p><p></p><p>ON A STRING OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS:</p><p>For indoor or outdoor use only.</p><p> </p><p>ON A FOOD PROCESSOR:</p><p>Not to be used for the other use.</p><p> </p><p>ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS:</p><p>Warning: contains nuts.</p><p> </p><p>ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS:</p><p>Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1822057, member: 1246"] [SIZE=5][B]Actual instruction lables found on products...[/B][/SIZE] [B][/B] ON A HAIR DRYER: Do not use while sleeping. ON A BAG OF FRITOS: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP: Directions: Use like regular soap. ON A FROZEN DINNER: Serving suggestion: Defrost. ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP: Fits one head. ON TESCO'S TIRAMISU DESERT: Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.) ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING: Product will be hot after heating. ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON: Do not iron clothes on body. ON BOOTS CHILDRENS' COUGH MEDICINE: Do not drive car or operate machinery. ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID): Warning: may cause drowsiness. ON A KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out of children. ON A STRING OF CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: For indoor or outdoor use only. ON A FOOD PROCESSOR: Not to be used for the other use. ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS: Warning: contains nuts. ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts. [/QUOTE]
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