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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1835524" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant."</p><p>Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough consultants."</p><p>Applicant: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor."</p><p>Employer: "More than we can use already."</p><p>Applicant (As he is getting desperate): "I'm not proud, I can do paperwork, I'll be a clerk, If you have too many, I'll start as a janitor."</p><p>Employer: "It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications."</p><p>Applicant (As he stands up and angrily yells): "To work for you I'd have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!"</p><p>Employer: "Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a seat, we may have an opening."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1835524, member: 1246"] Job Applicant: "I'm looking for a job as a consultant." Employer: "I'm sorry, we already have enough consultants." Applicant: "That's ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor." Employer: "More than we can use already." Applicant (As he is getting desperate): "I'm not proud, I can do paperwork, I'll be a clerk, If you have too many, I'll start as a janitor." Employer: "It just doesn't seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications." Applicant (As he stands up and angrily yells): "To work for you I'd have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!" Employer: "Well, you didn't say you were an attorney, have a seat, we may have an opening." [/QUOTE]
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