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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1841572" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p> <ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley, one was assaulted.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">What do you call a sleepwalking nun… A roamin’ Catholic.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Why did the orange stop? Because, it ran outta juice.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOO!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Why did the storm trooper buy an iphone? He couldn’t find the Droid he was looking for.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Knock knock…who’s there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? Ooooo gross! (now do you get the earlier one?)</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Why did the stop light turn red??? You would too if you had to change in the middle if the street!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer, the bartender says sorry, we don’t serve breakfast.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">What do you do with a dead chemist …. You Barium.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull? – Lipstick!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables…the bartender says, buddy, I’ll serve you as long as you don’t start anything.</li> </ol></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1841572, member: 1246"] [LIST=1] [*]There were two peanuts walking down a dark alley, one was assaulted. [*]What do you call a sleepwalking nun… A roamin’ Catholic. [*]How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it. [*]What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt! [*]Why did the orange stop? Because, it ran outta juice. [*]What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! [*]Knock knock. Who’s there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOO! [*]Why did the storm trooper buy an iphone? He couldn’t find the Droid he was looking for. [*]Knock knock…who’s there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? Ooooo gross! (now do you get the earlier one?) [*]Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine. [*]Why did the stop light turn red??? You would too if you had to change in the middle if the street! [*]Bacon and eggs walk into a bar and order a beer, the bartender says sorry, we don’t serve breakfast. [*]What do you do with a dead chemist …. You Barium. [*]What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull? – Lipstick! [*]A guy walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables…the bartender says, buddy, I’ll serve you as long as you don’t start anything. [/LIST] [/QUOTE]
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