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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1854572" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Funny Signs.....</p><p></p><p></p><p>IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs </p><p></p><p>IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken. </p><p></p><p>IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board. </p><p></p><p>ON A CHURCH DOOR: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance) </p><p></p><p>OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain. </p><p></p><p>NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of. </p><p></p><p>IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness. </p><p></p><p>SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car! </p><p></p><p>SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor. </p><p></p><p>MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons. </p><p></p><p>ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work) </p><p></p><p>SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. </p><p></p><p>SPOTTED ON A SIGN IN SCOTLAND: Eat here and you'll never live to regret it.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1854572, member: 1246"] Funny Signs..... IN A LONDON DEPARTMENT STORE: Bargain Basement Upstairs IN AN OFFICE: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken. IN ANOTHER OFFICE: After the tea break staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board. ON A CHURCH DOOR: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance) OUTSIDE A SECOND HAND SHOP: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain. NOTICE IN A DRY CLEANER'S WINDOW: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of. IN A HEALTH FOOD SHOP WINDOW: Closed due to illness. SPOTTED IN A SAFARI PARK: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car! SEEN DURING A CONFERENCE: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor. MESSAGE ON A LEAFLET: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons. ON A REPAIR SHOP DOOR: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work) SPOTTED IN A TOILET IN A LONDON OFFICE BLOCK: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. SPOTTED ON A SIGN IN SCOTLAND: Eat here and you'll never live to regret it. [/QUOTE]
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