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Life After Brown
Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 187500" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Defense Attorney:</p><p>Will you please state your age? </p><p></p><p>Little Old Lady: </p><p>I am 86 years old. </p><p></p><p>Defense Attorney: </p><p>Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? </p><p></p><p>Little Old Lady: </p><p>There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, </p><p>when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. </p><p></p><p>Defense Attorney: </p><p>Did you know him? </p><p></p><p>Little Old Lady: </p><p>No, but he sure was friendly. </p><p></p><p>Defense Attorney: </p><p>What happened after he sat down? </p><p></p><p>Little Old Lady: </p><p>He started to rub my thigh. </p><p></p><p>Defense Attorney: </p><p>Did you stop him? </p><p></p><p>Little Old Lady: </p><p>No , I didn't stop him. </p><p></p><p>Defense Attorney: </p><p>Why not? </p><p></p><p>Little Old Lady: </p><p>It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago. </p><p></p><p>Defense Attorney: </p><p>What happened next? </p><p></p><p>Little Old Lady: </p><p>He began to rub my breasts. </p><p></p><p>Defense Attorney: </p><p>Did you stop him then? </p><p></p><p>Little Old Lady: </p><p>No, I did not stop him. </p><p></p><p>Defense Attorney: </p><p>Why not? </p><p></p><p>Little Old Lady: </p><p>His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! </p><p></p><p>Defense Attorney: </p><p>What happened next? </p><p></p><p>Little Old Lady: </p><p>Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him </p><p>"Take me, young man. Take me now!" </p><p></p><p>Defense Attorney: </p><p>Did he take you? </p><p></p><p>Little Old Lady: </p><p>Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 187500, member: 1246"] Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age? Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st? Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down? Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Lady: No , I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so "spicy" that I just laid down and told him "Take me, young man. Take me now!" Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot him, the little bastard. [/QUOTE]
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