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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 187596" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0">Q: How many retirees does it take to change a light bulb?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0">A: Only one, but it might take all day.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0">Q: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0">A: There is not enough time to get everything done.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0">Q: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0">A: The term comes with a 10% discount.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0">Q: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0">A: Tied shoes.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0">Q: Why do retirees count pennies?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0">A: They are the only ones who have the time.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0">Q: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0">A: Nuts !!</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0">Q: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0">A: They know as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0">Q: What do retirees call a long lunch?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0">A: Normal</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0">Q: What is the best way to describe retirement?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0">A: The never ending coffee break.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0">Q: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0">A: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0">Q: Why does a retiree say he doesn't miss work, but misses the people?</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial Black'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #0000a0">A: He's too polite to tell the<u> whole</u> truth.</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>

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