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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 189681" data-attributes="member: 1246">DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN&#039;S PERSONAL ADS&nbsp;&nbsp;40-ish&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; 49&nbsp;Adventurous&nbsp; -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Slept with everyone&nbsp;Athletic&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; No tits&nbsp;Average looking&nbsp; &nbsp; -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Ugly&nbsp;Beautiful&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; -&nbsp;&nbsp; Pathological liar&nbsp;Contagious Smile&nbsp;&nbsp; -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Does a lot of pills&nbsp;Emotionally secure&nbsp;&nbsp; -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; On medication&nbsp;Feminist&nbsp; &nbsp; -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Fat&nbsp;Free spirit&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -&nbsp;&nbsp; Junkie&nbsp;Friendship first&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Former very *friendly* person&nbsp;Fun&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -&nbsp;&nbsp; Annoying&nbsp;New Age&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Body hair in the wrong places&nbsp;Open-minded&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Desperate&nbsp;Outgoing&nbsp; &nbsp; -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Loud and Embarrassing&nbsp;Passionate&nbsp; -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Sloppy drunk&nbsp;Professional&nbsp;&nbsp; -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Bitch&nbsp;Voluptuous&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Very Fat&nbsp;Large frame&nbsp; &nbsp; -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Hugely Fat&nbsp;Wants Soul mate&nbsp;&nbsp; -&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; Stalker&nbsp;&nbsp;WOMEN&#039;S ENGLISH&nbsp;&nbsp;1. Yes&nbsp;&nbsp; =&nbsp; No&nbsp;2. No&nbsp; =&nbsp;&nbsp; Yes&nbsp;3. Maybe =&nbsp; No&nbsp;4. We need&nbsp; =&nbsp; I want&nbsp;5. I am sorry = you&#039;ll be sorry&nbsp;6. We need to talk&nbsp; =&nbsp;&nbsp; you&#039;re in trouble&nbsp;7. Sure, go ahead&nbsp;&nbsp; =&nbsp; you better not&nbsp;8. Do what you want&nbsp; =&nbsp; you will pay for this later&nbsp;9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you maroon!&nbsp;10. You&#039;re very attentive tonight = is sex all you&nbsp;ever think about?&nbsp;&nbsp;MEN&#039;S ENGLISH&nbsp;&nbsp;1. I am hungry&nbsp; =&nbsp; I am hungry&nbsp;2. I am sleepy&nbsp; &nbsp; =&nbsp; I am sleepy&nbsp;3. I am tired =&nbsp; I am tired&nbsp;4. Nice dress&nbsp; =&nbsp; Nice cleavage!&nbsp;5. I love you =&nbsp; let&#039;s have sex now&nbsp;6. I am bored =&nbsp; Do you want to have sex?7. May I have this dance?&nbsp; =&nbsp; I&#039;d like to have sex with you&nbsp;8. Can I call you sometime? =&nbsp; I&#039;d like to have sex with you9. Do you want to go to a movie? =&nbsp; I&#039;d like to have sex with you10. Can I take you out to dinner? =&nbsp; I&#039;d like to have sex with you11. Those shoes don&#039;t go with that outfit =&nbsp; I&#039;m gay&nbsp;&nbsp;And finally.....&nbsp;&nbsp;A recent scientific study found that women find&nbsp;different male faces attractive depending on where&nbsp;they are in their menstrual cycle.&nbsp;&nbsp;For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer&nbsp;a man with rugged, masculine features.&nbsp;&nbsp;However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man&nbsp;doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck&nbsp;in his eye and baseball bat shoved up his ass.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 189681, member: 1246"] DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS 40-ish - 49 Adventurous - Slept with everyone Athletic - No tits Average looking - Ugly Beautiful - Pathological liar Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills Emotionally secure - On medication Feminist - Fat Free spirit - Junkie Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person Fun - Annoying New Age - Body hair in the wrong places Open-minded - Desperate Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing Passionate - Sloppy drunk Professional - Bitch Voluptuous - Very Fat Large frame - Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate - Stalker [U]WOMEN'S ENGLISH[/U] 1. Yes = No 2. No = Yes 3. Maybe = No 4. We need = I want 5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry 6. We need to talk = you're in trouble 7. Sure, go ahead = you better not 8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = of course I am upset, you maroon! 10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about? [U]MEN'S ENGLISH[/U] 1. I am hungry = I am hungry 2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy 3. I am tired = I am tired 4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage! 5. I love you = let's have sex now 6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex? 7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you 8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you 9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you 10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you 11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay And finally..... A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle. For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and baseball bat shoved up his ass. [/QUOTE]

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