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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1899174" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>A hillbilly woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home she asks her husband, "What is a specimen?"</p><p>He replies, "Damned if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She's a nurse."</p><p>The woman goes next door and comes back ten minutes later with her clothes torn to shreds. She is cut and bruised all over.</p><p>"What in tarnation happened?" asked her husband.</p><p>"Damn if I know," she replies. "I asked Edith what a specimen was and she told me to go piss in a bottle. So I told her to go smile* in her hat, and then all hell broke loose."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1899174, member: 1246"] A hillbilly woman went to the doctor and was told to go home and come back in a couple of days with a specimen. When she got home she asks her husband, "What is a specimen?" He replies, "Damned if I know. Go next door and ask Edith. She's a nurse." The woman goes next door and comes back ten minutes later with her clothes torn to shreds. She is cut and bruised all over. "What in tarnation happened?" asked her husband. "Damn if I know," she replies. "I asked Edith what a specimen was and she told me to go piss in a bottle. So I told her to go smile* in her hat, and then all hell broke loose." [/QUOTE]
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