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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 194072" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="color: #8b0000">I was shocked, confused, bewildered</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #8b0000">As I entered Heaven's door,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #8b0000">Not by the beauty of it all,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #8b0000">Nor the lights or its decor.</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #8b0000"></span></strong><span style="color: #8b0000"><strong>But it was the folks in Heaven</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #8b0000"><strong>Who made me sputter and gasp--</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #8b0000"><strong>The thieves, the liars, the sinners,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #8b0000"><strong>The alcoholics, the trash...</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #8b0000"><strong>There stood the kid from seventh grade</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #8b0000"><strong>Who swiped my lunch money twice.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #8b0000"><strong>Next to him was my old neighbor</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #8b0000"><strong>Who never said anything nice.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #8b0000"><strong>Herb, whom I always thought</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #8b0000"><strong>Was rotting away in hell,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #8b0000"><strong>Was sitting pretty on cloud nine,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #8b0000"><strong>Looking incredibly well.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #8b0000"><strong>I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal?</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #8b0000"><strong>I would love to hear Your take.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #8b0000"><strong>How'd all these sinners get up here?</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #8b0000"></span><span style="color: #8b0000"><strong>God must've made a mistake.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #8b0000"><strong>"And why's everyone so quiet,</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #8b0000"><strong>So somber? Give me a clue."</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #8b0000"><strong>"Hush, child," said He, "They're all in shock.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: #8b0000"></span><strong><span style="color: #8b0000">No one thought they'd be seeing you</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #8b0000"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: #8b0000">Judge NOT</span></strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span>.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 194072, member: 1246"] [B][COLOR=#8b0000]I was shocked, confused, bewildered As I entered Heaven's door, Not by the beauty of it all, Nor the lights or its decor. [/COLOR][/B][COLOR=#8b0000][B]But it was the folks in Heaven Who made me sputter and gasp-- The thieves, the liars, the sinners, The alcoholics, the trash... There stood the kid from seventh grade Who swiped my lunch money twice. Next to him was my old neighbor Who never said anything nice. Herb, whom I always thought Was rotting away in hell, Was sitting pretty on cloud nine, Looking incredibly well. I nudged Jesus, "What's the deal? I would love to hear Your take. How'd all these sinners get up here?[/B] [/COLOR][COLOR=#8b0000][B]God must've made a mistake. "And why's everyone so quiet, So somber? Give me a clue." "Hush, child," said He, "They're all in shock.[/B] [/COLOR][B][COLOR=#8b0000]No one thought they'd be seeing you Judge NOT[/COLOR][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=3] [/SIZE][/FONT]. [/QUOTE]
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