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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 202154" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000">Things that Prison Guards hate...</span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000">1) Inmates who don't flush after eating chili for lunch.</span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000">2) Inmates who look like the sperm used to conceive them was 100% steroids.</span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000">3) Coming up with one too many during a head count.</span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000">4) Having to break up a fight in the shower.</span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000">5) Being asked to be the bridesmaid when two inmates tie the knot.</span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000">6) Recognizing the newest inmate as your proctologist.</span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000">7) The fact that inmates get more cable channels than you do at home.</span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000">8) Having a new neighbour move in next door who looks way too familiar.</span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000">9) Being on a first-name basis with a serial sex offender.</span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000">10) Finding a hole in your glove after completing a body cavity search.</span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000"></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: #cc0000">11) Learning that your mother just announced her engagement to #93A44274. </span></em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 202154, member: 1246"] [I][COLOR=#cc0000]Things that Prison Guards hate...[/COLOR][/I] [I][COLOR=#cc0000] 1) Inmates who don't flush after eating chili for lunch. 2) Inmates who look like the sperm used to conceive them was 100% steroids. 3) Coming up with one too many during a head count. 4) Having to break up a fight in the shower. 5) Being asked to be the bridesmaid when two inmates tie the knot. 6) Recognizing the newest inmate as your proctologist. 7) The fact that inmates get more cable channels than you do at home. 8) Having a new neighbour move in next door who looks way too familiar. 9) Being on a first-name basis with a serial sex offender. 10) Finding a hole in your glove after completing a body cavity search. 11) Learning that your mother just announced her engagement to #93A44274. [/COLOR][/I] [/QUOTE]
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