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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 204520" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000080"><strong>THE GOLD MEDALIST</strong></span></span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke."</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The second woman said, "My husband's like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps."</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">The third woman was silent until she was asked, "Tell us about your husband." </span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">She thought for a moment and said, "My husband's like an Olympic gold-medal-winning quarter-miler."</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">"How so?"</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000">"He's got his time down to under 40 seconds."</span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 204520, member: 1246"] [CENTER][FONT=Arial][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000080][B]THE GOLD MEDALIST[/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/CENTER] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The second woman said, "My husband's like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives me several hundred exciting laps."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]The third woman was silent until she was asked, "Tell us about your husband." [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]She thought for a moment and said, "My husband's like an Olympic gold-medal-winning quarter-miler."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]"How so?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000]"He's got his time down to under 40 seconds."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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