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Message: <blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 209807" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #cc0000"><strong>Actual Excerpts From Letters To Landlords</strong></span></span></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. </span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. </span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. </span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">The toilet seat is cracked: where do I stand? </span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from the wall. </span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen. </span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">Our lavatory seat is broken in half and is now in three pieces. </span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">The person next door has a large erection in his back garden, which is unsightly and dangerous. </span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">Will you please send someone to mend our cracked sidewalk. Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant. </span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and would like a third, so will you please send someone to do something about it. </span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">Will you please send a man to look at my water, it is a funny color and not fit to drink. </span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">Would you please send a man to repair my downspout. I am an old age pensioner and need it straight away. </span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">Could you please send someone to fix our bath tap. My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very uncomfortable for us. </span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080"></span></span></strong></p> <p style="text-align: left"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="color: #000080">When the workmen were here they put their tools in my wife's new drawers and made a mess. Please send men with clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy. </span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>

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