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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 211468" data-attributes="member: 1246">I&#039;ll just type it out myself.....&nbsp;&nbsp;A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. &quot;Have you ever done anything of particular merit?&quot; asked St. Peter.&nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;Well, I can think of one thing&quot;, the man offered.&nbsp; &quot;Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in S. Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.&nbsp; I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn&#039;t listen.&nbsp; So, I approached the largest and most heavily tatooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground.&nbsp; I yelled, &quot;Now, back off or I&#039;ll kick the <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2&nbsp; &nbsp; :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> out of all of you !!&quot;&nbsp;St. Peter was impressed, &quot;When did this happen?&quot;&nbsp;&quot;Just a couple minutes ago.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 211468, member: 1246"] I'll just type it out myself..... [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=navy]A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" asked St. Peter.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#000080] "Well, I can think of one thing", the man offered. "Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in S. Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tatooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off or I'll kick the :censored: out of all of you !!"[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#000080]St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][/FONT] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#000080]"Just a couple minutes ago."[/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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