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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 214854" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc0099"><span style="color: #cc0099"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>Colonoscopies are <em><em>no joke</em></em>, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #330099"><span style="color: #330099"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff3333"><span style="color: #ff3333"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="color: #cc33cc"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>3. "Can you hear me NOW?"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: teal"><span style="color: teal"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #990000"><span style="color: #990000"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>5. "You know, in </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong><span style="color: #990000"><span style="color: #990000">Arkansas</span></span><span style="color: #990000"><span style="color: #990000">, we're now legally married." </span></span></strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #8080c0"><span style="color: #8080c0"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff00cc"><span style="color: #ff00cc"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: green"><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #6600ff"><span style="color: #6600ff"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #ff0099"><span style="color: #ff0099"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #996666"><span style="color: #996666"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #9933cc"><span style="color: #9933cc"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>12. "God, now I know why I am not gay." </strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #3366ff"><span style="color: #3366ff"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><strong>13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"</strong></span></span></span></span></span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 214854, member: 1246"] [B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc0099][COLOR=#cc0099][FONT=Verdana][B]Colonoscopies are [I][I]no joke[/I][/I], but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies: [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial Baltic][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][COLOR=#010101][FONT='Arial Baltic'][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#330099][COLOR=#330099][FONT=Verdana][B]1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before! [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial Baltic][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][COLOR=#010101][FONT='Arial Baltic'][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff3333][COLOR=#ff3333][FONT=Verdana][B]2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial Baltic][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][COLOR=#010101][FONT='Arial Baltic'][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial Baltic][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][COLOR=#010101][FONT='Arial Baltic'][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc33cc][COLOR=#cc33cc][FONT=Verdana][B]3. "Can you hear me NOW?"[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#cc33cc][COLOR=#cc33cc][FONT=Verdana][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal][FONT=Verdana][B]4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial Baltic][SIZE=2][COLOR=teal][COLOR=teal][FONT='Arial Baltic'][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000][FONT=Verdana][B]5. "You know, in [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][FONT=Verdana][B][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000]Arkansas[/COLOR][/COLOR][COLOR=#990000][COLOR=#990000], we're now legally married." [/COLOR][/COLOR][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial Baltic][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][COLOR=#010101][FONT='Arial Baltic'][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#8080c0][COLOR=#8080c0][FONT=Verdana][B]6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?" [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial Baltic][SIZE=2][COLOR=#8080c0][COLOR=#8080c0][FONT='Arial Baltic'][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff00cc][COLOR=#ff00cc][FONT=Verdana][B]7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..." [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial Baltic][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][COLOR=#010101][FONT='Arial Baltic'][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT=Verdana][B]8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!" [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial Baltic][SIZE=2][COLOR=green][COLOR=green][FONT='Arial Baltic'][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#6600ff][COLOR=#6600ff][FONT=Verdana][B]9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit! [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial Baltic][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][COLOR=#010101][FONT='Arial Baltic'][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#ff0099][COLOR=#ff0099][FONT=Verdana][B]10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity." [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial Baltic][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][COLOR=#010101][FONT='Arial Baltic'][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#996666][COLOR=#996666][FONT=Verdana][B]11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?" [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Arial Baltic][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][COLOR=#010101][FONT='Arial Baltic'][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#9933cc][COLOR=#9933cc][FONT=Verdana][B]12. "God, now I know why I am not gay." [/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Georgia][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=2][COLOR=#010101][COLOR=#010101][FONT=Georgia][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=4][COLOR=#3366ff][COLOR=#3366ff][FONT=Verdana][B]13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][B][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][COLOR=black][FONT=Arial][/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/QUOTE]
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