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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 215875" data-attributes="member: 1246">Thanks to DS for sending me these......&nbsp;Subject: Fw: Golf Zingers&nbsp;Golfer:&nbsp; I think I&#039;m going to drown myself in the lake.Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long?&nbsp;Golfer:&nbsp; I&#039;d move heaven &amp; earth to break 100 on this course.Caddy: Try heaven, you&#039;ve already moved most of the earth.&nbsp;Golfer: Do you think my game is improving?Caddy: Yes sir, You miss the ball much closer now.&nbsp;Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron?Caddy: Eventually.&nbsp;Golfer: You&#039;ve got to be the worst caddy in the world.Caddy: I don&#039;t think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence.&nbsp;Golfer: Please stop checking your watch.&nbsp; It&#039;s too much of a distraction.Caddy: It&#039;s not a watch - it&#039;s a compass&nbsp;Golfer: How do you like my game?Caddy: Very good, sir, but personally I prefer golf.&nbsp;Golfer:&nbsp; Do you think it&#039;s a sin to play golf on Sunday?Caddy: The way you play sir, it&#039;s a sin on any day.&nbsp;Golfer: This is the worst course I&#039;ve ever played on.Caddy: This isn&#039;t the golf course.&nbsp; We left that an hour ago.&nbsp;Golfer: That can&#039;t be my ball, it&#039;s too old.Caddy: It&#039;s been a long time since we teed off, sir.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 215875, member: 1246"] [COLOR=red]Thanks to DS for sending me these......[/COLOR] [I][B]Subject:[/B][/I] Fw: Golf Zingers Golfer: I think I'm going to drown myself in the lake. Caddy: Think you can keep your head down that long? Golfer: I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course. Caddy: Try heaven, you've already moved most of the earth. Golfer: Do you think my game is improving? Caddy: Yes sir, You miss the ball much closer now. Golfer: Do you think I can get there with a 5 iron? Caddy: Eventually. Golfer: You've got to be the worst caddy in the world. Caddy: I don't think so sir. That would be too much of a coincidence. Golfer: Please stop checking your watch. It's too much of a distraction. Caddy: It's not a watch - it's a compass Golfer: How do you like my game? Caddy: Very good, sir, but personally I prefer golf. Golfer: Do you think it's a sin to play golf on Sunday? Caddy: The way you play sir, it's a sin on any day. Golfer: This is the worst course I've ever played on. Caddy: This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago. Golfer: That can't be my ball, it's too old. Caddy: It's been a long time since we teed off, sir. [/QUOTE]

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