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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 216146" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Combat for Dummies.........</p><p> </p><p>Advice and instructions taken from actual military sources. Some of these guys must have had a sense of humor</p><p> </p><p>"Aim towards the enemy."</p><p>--Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher</p><p> </p><p>"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."</p><p>--U.S. Marine Corps</p><p> </p><p> "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground."</p><p>--USAF Ammo Troop</p><p> </p><p> "If the enemy is in range, so are you."</p><p>--Infantry Journal</p><p> </p><p> "A slipping gear could let your m203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit."</p><p>--Army's magazine of prevention maintenance</p><p> </p><p> "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed."</p><p>--U.S. Air Force manual</p><p> </p><p> "Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo."</p><p>--Infantry Journal</p><p> </p><p> "Tracers work both ways."</p><p>--U.S. Army Ordnance</p><p> </p><p> "Five-second fuses only last three seconds."</p><p>--Infantry Journal</p><p> </p><p> "Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."</p><p>--David Hackworth</p><p> </p><p> "If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush."</p><p>--Infantry Journal</p><p> </p><p> "No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection."</p><p>--Joe Gay</p><p> </p><p> "Any ship can be a minesweeper....once."</p><p>--Anon</p><p> </p><p>"Never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to do."</p><p>--Unknown Marine Recruit</p><p> </p><p>"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you."</p><p>--Infantry Journal</p><p> </p><p>"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."</p><p>--USAF Ammo Troop</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 216146, member: 1246"] Combat for Dummies......... Advice and instructions taken from actual military sources. Some of these guys must have had a sense of humor "Aim towards the enemy." --Instruction printed on U.S. Rocket Launcher "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." --U.S. Marine Corps "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." --USAF Ammo Troop "If the enemy is in range, so are you." --Infantry Journal "A slipping gear could let your m203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." --Army's magazine of prevention maintenance "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." --U.S. Air Force manual "Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo." --Infantry Journal "Tracers work both ways." --U.S. Army Ordnance "Five-second fuses only last three seconds." --Infantry Journal "Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." --David Hackworth "If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an ambush." --Infantry Journal "No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." --Joe Gay "Any ship can be a minesweeper....once." --Anon "Never tell the platoon sergeant you have nothing to do." --Unknown Marine Recruit "Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." --Infantry Journal "If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him." --USAF Ammo Troop [/QUOTE]
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