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Heard Any Good Ones: Part 2
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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2172145" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>> Two crocodiles were</p><p>> sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.</p><p></p><p>> The smaller one turned</p><p>> to the bigger one and said, "I can't</p><p>> understand how you can be so much</p><p>> bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same</p><p>> size as kids. I just don't get it."</p><p></p><p>"Well, " asked the big Croc, "What have you been</p><p>> eating?" </p><p></p><p>"Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc.</p><p></p><p>"Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?" </p><p></p><p>"Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the</p><p>> Capitol."</p><p></p><p>"Same here. Hmm.</p><p>> How do you catch them?" </p><p></p><p>"Well, I crawl up under one of their fancy cars and wait for one to</p><p>> unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg,</p><p>> shake the <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> out of them and</p><p>> eat 'em!"</p><p></p><p>"Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I see your problem. You're not</p><p>> getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish</p><p>> shaking the <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> out of a politician, there's nothing</p><p>> left but an <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> and a</p><p>> briefcase</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2172145, member: 1246"] > Two crocodiles were > sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake. > The smaller one turned > to the bigger one and said, "I can't > understand how you can be so much > bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same > size as kids. I just don't get it." "Well, " asked the big Croc, "What have you been > eating?" "Politicians, same as you," replied the small Croc. "Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?" "Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the > Capitol." "Same here. Hmm. > How do you catch them?" "Well, I crawl up under one of their fancy cars and wait for one to > unlock the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, > shake the :censored: out of them and > eat 'em!" "Ah!" says the big Crocodile, "I see your problem. You're not > getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish > shaking the :censored: out of a politician, there's nothing > left but an :censored: and a > briefcase [/QUOTE]
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