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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 221411" data-attributes="member: 1246">Messiccan Style&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; A Mexican from Monterrey found himself in Dallas and decided toapproach a prostitute.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; He asked her, &quot;How much do you sharge for the hour?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;$100,&quot; she replied.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;Do you do Messican-style?&quot; he asked.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; He tried to sweeten the deal and said, &quot;I pay you $300 to do itMessiccan-style.&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Again she declined.&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. &quot;I give you$500 to go Messican-style with me! What do you say?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Finally, she agrees, thinking, &quot;Well I&#039;ve been in the game for overten years now. I&#039;ve been there and done that, and had every kind of requestfrom weirdos from all over the world. How kinky could Messican-style be?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to himand said, &quot;That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted anddisgusting. Where does the &#039;Messican-style&#039; come in?&quot;&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; The Mexican popped a can of beer and replied, &quot;I pay you nextWednesday when I get my check.&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 221411, member: 1246"] Messiccan Style [FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000099] A Mexican from Monterrey found himself in Dallas and decided to approach a prostitute. He asked her, "How much do you sharge for the hour?" "$100," she replied. "Do you do Messican-style?" he asked. Not knowing exactly what this was, she refused. He tried to sweeten the deal and said, "I pay you $300 to do it Messiccan-style." Again she declined. Being the persistent type, he laid down a final offer. "I give you $500 to go Messican-style with me! What do you say?" Finally, she agrees, thinking, "Well I've been in the game for over ten years now. I've been there and done that, and had every kind of request from weirdos from all over the world. How kinky could Messican-style be?" After an hour of every possible way and position, she turned to him and said, "That was fantastic, but I was expecting something perverted and disgusting. Where does the 'Messican-style' come in?" The Mexican popped a can of beer and replied, "I pay you next Wednesday when I get my check."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]

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